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Books are the shoes with which we tread the footsteps of great minds. Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure -- hooking up with fat, hairy girls. Yesterday is a dream, tomorrow but a vision. But today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness, and every tomorrow a vision of hope. Look well, therefore to this day. Too often we give our children answers to remember rather than problems to solve. Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users? The Babylon project was our last, best hope for peace. .. It failed. .. But in the year of the Shadow war it became something greater: our last, best hope .. for victory. The year is 2260, the place: Babylon 5.You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. 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A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. Friends are as companions on a journey, who ought to aid each other to persevere in the road to a happier life. Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. Love is the energy of the soul. Love is what heals the personality. There is nothing that cannot be healed by love. There is nothing but love. You can widen your life by yourself, but to deepen it you need a friend. Each encounter that becomes a friendship turns into a lifeline. One can never have too many, only too many to properly take care of. No matter what looms ahead, if you can eat today, enjoy today, mix good cheer with friends today enjoy it and bless God for it. If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a shp, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. Begin doing what you want to do now. We are not living in eternity. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand and melting like a snowflake. True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable. Reduce the complexity of life by eliminating the needless wants of life, and the labors of life reduce themselves. Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within. You can widen your life by yourself, but to deepen it you need a friend. Each encounter that becomes a friendship turns into a lifeline. One can never have too many, only too many to properly take care of. Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks. Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. Compassion is the antitoxin of the soul: where there is compassion even the most poisonous impulses remain relatively harmless When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up. Love is the immortal flow of energy that nourishes, extends and preserves. Its eternal goal is life. Compassion is the antitoxin of the soul: where there is compassion even the most poisonous impulses remain relatively harmless. The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. No dictator, no invader, can hold an imprisoned population by force of arms forever. There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom. Against that power, governments and tyrants and armies cannot stand. No matter what looms ahead, if you can eat today, enjoy today, mix good cheer with friends today enjoy it and bless God for it. When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. Love takes up where knowledge leaves off. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. The best proof of love is trust. Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure -- hooking up with fat, hairy girls. Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands in times of challenge and controversy. Love is the beauty of the soul. Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there? Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks. All right, Brain, I don't like you and you don't like me -- so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. Love takes up where knowledge leaves off. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? Solitude, if rightly used, becomes not only a privilege but a necessity. Only a superficial soul fears to fraternize with itself. Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself, in your way of thinking. I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. Yesterday is a dream, tomorrow but a vision. But today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness, and every tomorrow a vision of hope. Look well, therefore to this day. A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users? Compassion is the antitoxin of the soul: where there is compassion even the most poisonous impulses remain relatively harmless.